The Lala Report xx

Is this a joke??? Sinitta love, yes you have great body for your age, but this outfit should be burnt.  You know better than that, no style at all 1/10

Kelly looks so happy lately.  Dont know if its been her incredible weight loss, but she looks stunning.  I love this polka dot vintage yellow dress, it looks fun and refelects the way Kelly is clearly feeling about her new body. ROCKIN 8/10

Someone finally got the memo to stop dressing Leona Lewis like a 40 year old woman.  She looks fun and on trend with this metallic number and hot pink stilettos.  Love the shoulder detail on the dress. ROCKIN! 7/10

Pixie Lott looks as cute as her name.  This black satin and lace mini dress is lovely for her petite frame.  The dolly shoes are to die for.  ROCKIN! 8/10

Even though her voice "IRKS" the life out of me.  She looks stunning in this grecian one shoulder white mini dress.  She certainly is showing the young ones coming up that she can rock the red carpet with the best of them.  ROCKIN! 8/10

This dress seems to be drowning Kylie petite frame.  Not a fan of this at all. SHOCKIN! 4/10

I can see what your trying to do here Katherine Jenkins, but the bottom half of the dress looks to be hiding your legs.  The lengh should have been a little shorter.  Not workin at all. SHOCKIN 3/10

Courtney Love just says DISASTER all over her.  The dress is nice, just not on her. She's the exact same colour as the dress, which is good for the dress, but bad for her, as she looks ILL. SHOCKIN 3/10

The Sugababes look stunning, especially Jade and Amelle.  That white body con jersey dress looks like its painted on Jades body.  Amelles corset dress is just FLY! ROCKIN! 8/10

Alexandra looks positively glowing in this full lengh red gown. Look at her skin.  STUNNING, Nuff said! ROCKIN! 8/10

Its a good thing you make great music, as fashion really isnt your thing.  AWFUL! SHOCKIN! 1/10

Very generic boyband, i.e shirt open, well all look uniformed. But they look handsome. SO SO! 6/10

Daniel Merriweather looks like he stepped into a time machine to the 1950s and adopted the teddy boy look.  That jacket is hurting my eye, ouch! SHOCKIN! 6/10

Jesus take the WHEEL! She should change her name to Aubrey OH MY DAYZ!  Yes, we know you have new boobs (thats great) but you need to let the girls BREATHE on occasion 2/10

What in the "hells bells" is this??? She looks like she couldnt decide what animal to wear, so she wore them all.  Not a good look Nancy lol 2/10