"ROCKIN OR SHOCKIN!!" THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL

Kate Beckinsale goes "thigh HIGH" in this all over sequin wrap over dress. Sexy in all the right places.  The cinched in belt adds extra drama.  This dress in SLAMMIN!! 10/10

Naomi Campbell rock the red carpet in this sequin halter dress in bronze metallics. Not the best dress I have seen her in, but its not bad 7/10

Actress Naomi Watt has bored me to tears in this dull black dress.  Someone press the "snooze" button. 5/10

Actress Meg Ryan looks very demur in this classic full length maroon gown. Pleasant enough, but theres no "wow" factor 6/10

Lindsey Lohan would have got top marks for this dress from me as I like the colour and the lengh is good for her.  But what is with the hem line, there are loose threads hanging everyway. FAIL 6/10

Paris Hilton looks stunning in this full lenght satin gown.  Every inch the Hollywood glamour look. She should give Lindsey tips 8/10

Kate Beckinsale goes for more drama in this drape pick grecian gown.  This girl is really making it RAIN in Cannes.  Go on Kate show them how it's done! 9/10

Mylene Klass, GIRLLLLLL what is this meringue nightmare your wearing.  Not a good look 4/10

Model Eva Herzigova does what many of us can't, that's shoe a whole lotta leg.  The dress is stunning, but this lengh is only for the brave 8/10

Actress Marion Cotilliard brings the drama with this HOT all over sequin jumpsuit. I CRAVE THIS FOR MYSELF 9/10